Custom Merch
The T-Shirt
A shirt printed with the exact thing you've been holding back — worn proudly, or shipped straight to them anonymously with zero sender info. Full creative control: savage, sincere-but-weird, or straight-up unhinged.
+$15 custom design available
The Greeting Card
Custom-written, professionally printed cards for the emotions the card aisle refuses to touch. Petty, brutally honest, aggressively specific — printed in a font nice enough to almost soften the blow. It doesn't.
+$15 custom design available
The Yard Sign
A custom sign planted in their yard overnight by persons unknown — no note, no sender, just the exact message you needed the whole street to read before breakfast.
+$15 custom design available
The Poster
Motivational-poster energy, aimed the wrong way. Your exact words, professionally printed and sized to be unavoidable — hung somewhere they walk past every single morning. Cheerful typography. Deeply unkind message.
+$15 custom design available
The Canvas
Gallery-wrapped, properly finished, genuinely good-looking wall art — printed with something they will not want guests reading. From across the room it doesn't look like a joke at all. That's the entire point.
+$15 custom design available
The Drinkware
An insulated tumbler they'll genuinely use, printed with something they'll end up having to explain to a coworker. Keeps a drink cold for hours and the grudge considerably longer.
+$15 custom design available
The Prank Website
One custom link, one unsuspecting click, one reveal. You choose what the page pretends to be; we build it right up to the moment it stops pretending. Invented brands only — no real logos, no logins, nothing that could pass for an actual scam.
The Envelopes
A run of plain, unmarked envelopes containing exactly what you wrote — no branding, no return address, no explanation. Sent one at a time on a schedule you pick, until checking the mail becomes an event.
Prank Experiences
Multi-tier, multi-month, and occasionally multi-year hauntings.
Long Lost Love Letters
A bundle of aged letters arrives, tied with ribbon — found among a stranger's belongings, and somehow they're the only person who could inherit them. Three letters tell a romance that never happened, addressed to them anyway.
3 options
Black Flowers
A bouquet of black flowers arrives — no card, no florist name, no sender. Six flowers, each handmade from upcycled materials, no two alike. Beautiful enough to keep, strange enough to obsess over.
4 options
The Order of the Unseen Hand
A year-long secret society prank. Cryptic wax-sealed letters, a fake society website, a membership badge, and a Gregorian chant voicemail with zero explanation — they've been Chosen, and they'll never fully understand why.
The Slow-Burn Fictional Heirloom
A fake law firm notifies them they've inherited a bizarre, worthless family artifact — delivered in a padlocked crate with an official Care Guide and two in-person "Compliance Officer" inspections. Six months of quiet dread, resolved in four words.
The Phantom Niche Hobbyist
Six months of catalogs, an embroidered jacket, and a "regional summit" invitation slowly convince them they're the accidental Supreme Leader of a hyper-specific hobby they've never touched. Ends with a Lifetime Achievement Award they never earned.
Lost Keys
We drop 100 keys across high-traffic indoor spots — malls, gyms, coffee shops — with one keychain among them printed with their phone number. Spread out over a year, so a random stranger's text catches them off guard on some ordinary Tuesday.
5 options
The Mystery Subscription
Once a month, an unmarked envelope arrives — no return address, no explanation, just one cryptic sentence from an organization that doesn't exist. Twenty-four issues, long enough that they'll start keeping them in a drawer "just in case."
3 options